HOORAY!!!!!

I AM A NON HOME OWNER!!!!!  What more can I say?  Finally done with that freak, circus, short sale process.  If I never hear the word short sale ever again as long I shall live, I will be a happy girl.  Word to y'all. . . Never lose all of your income at the same time.  If you do, you may want to run.  Doing the "right" thing nearly drove me to severe psychosis and depression. What a filthy nightmare.  I may actually sleep well tonight, providing the beast I provoked at work doesn't put a hit out on me.  Any Mafioso out there won't know where I live since until today it was somewhere else on google.  LOL.  I am off to celebrate.  HOORAY!!  Never thought I would be so stoked to NOT be a home owner.