Saturday, March 19, 2011

I AM A HUSSY!!!

I'm a hussy, she's a hussy, my kid's a hussy, my grammy's a hussy... wouldn't you like to be a hussy too?  A Farm Hussy that is?  My favorite store in the whole world is Farm Hussy.  Miss Julie mixes up the best in lotions and potions and serves them up so perfectly.  Not only are her products perfecto but they arrive with a fair portion of good old fashioned sass.  I don't know about you but who couldn't use a little extra dose of sass and humor, right?  I am a scaly, desiccated creature by nature and was in need some good-ole-hussy-primping and polishing.  I discovered my cure by pure luck one day.

Out of curiosity I ordered a sample box from Out of the Box (I will cover them at another date) so I could try some products from independent, small businesses.  I got the best surprise.  I received a sampler of Farm Hussy Sissy Silotion, bath melts and lip balm.  Her Sissy Silotion is literally the only thing that has ever remedied my scuffy, over washed, cracked to the point of bleeding,  nurse hands.  It was a fantastic fragrance "Don't Axe Me Again," cleverly named for a Halloween theme.  This fragrance is now known as "Orange n Clove Grove- Trees bursting with ripe oranges and a sprig of clove sprinkled throughout the grove.  An very unique and comforting citrus scent."  I loved it so much I forcefully made my dear husband smell it all night because I am a PITA (pain in the ass) like that.    I feel these  products sell them selves but honestly she had me at "not suitable for dim witted husbands" and/or "not tested on animals: not even my cat."

The shaving cream, Barn Yard Vix-Hen, is the only shaving cream I will ever use again. EVER, people!!!
Hussy Polish

Hussy makes for great gifts too.  Everything always arrives in pretty packages already suitable for gifting.  She has an amazing selection of fragrances and the descriptions alone may have you rolling in the hay laughing your bum off.  I promise it is worth a try.  Now, I know you want to be a hussy too!! Get to shopping. 

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