So today marks the second time I have had a black, male masseuse and the second time out of many, many massages that I had a butt massage. I am not try to be stereotyping or anything but I am just saying, those are some interesting odds. HA. So the question is do they really like big butts and they can not lie?
I am not opposed to the butt massage. I would be lying if I said I didn't like it. So what is up with no one else going there? PC-ness? No one else likes big butts? No one else likes butt massage? Come on people, don't lie. I guess I lack the self conscious thing and maybe that is why that kind of stuff doesn't bother me. Dunno? Want some of this ham? Come and get it.
I also don't object to them messing my hair up either. I kind of like wandering around having people wonder if I just had a nooner. (No I have never had "happy ending.") Go ahead and massage my makeup off too while your at it. Does this make me a loosey Lou? Or just that I appreciate getting my ham tenderized?
At any rate, I pulled a pseudo "Elle Woods" today. I had a challenging day emotionally so I bought shoes and got a massage. I tried to do the nails too but everyone else had the same idea. After 20 minutes of waiting to be acknowledged I left and stole their magazine for lack of service. Now I am a proud owner of a People with Pippa Middleton on it. I am all educated on the Princess' sister now. Hooray for me. That was my therapy day. I have a nice relaxed glutteal region and some smokin hot shoes.
I am not opposed to the butt massage. I would be lying if I said I didn't like it. So what is up with no one else going there? PC-ness? No one else likes big butts? No one else likes butt massage? Come on people, don't lie. I guess I lack the self conscious thing and maybe that is why that kind of stuff doesn't bother me. Dunno? Want some of this ham? Come and get it.
I also don't object to them messing my hair up either. I kind of like wandering around having people wonder if I just had a nooner. (No I have never had "happy ending.") Go ahead and massage my makeup off too while your at it. Does this make me a loosey Lou? Or just that I appreciate getting my ham tenderized?
At any rate, I pulled a pseudo "Elle Woods" today. I had a challenging day emotionally so I bought shoes and got a massage. I tried to do the nails too but everyone else had the same idea. After 20 minutes of waiting to be acknowledged I left and stole their magazine for lack of service. Now I am a proud owner of a People with Pippa Middleton on it. I am all educated on the Princess' sister now. Hooray for me. That was my therapy day. I have a nice relaxed glutteal region and some smokin hot shoes.
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