I had an impromptu pool party today. My sissies, their kiddos and my mommy came over. I tried to invite some friends but they were otherwise engaged. We had a child friendly lunch of PB&J and fruit salad. I had to feed my mom "chicken balls" because she can't eat gluten and hence, PB&J. She is the one that called it chicken balls, not me. I come by this S&*t honestly, honest.
I have a grand plan to swim my ass off this summer. LITERALLY! I would really like to lose, well I am not going to say exactly(the figure is not fit for polite society), a lot of butt. I know Sir Mix-a-lot would not be happy with this plan but even he would need to drink a few 40's to be thinkin' this butt was any kind of all dat. I really do try to use the pool to actually get exercise. As in swim! Some people have different exercising plans.
There are several tweens and teens that are using it to foreplay baby making practices. I think my kids got to see some serious tonsil hockey today. It was almost more graphic than the zoo!! I foresee some "bump watch" in the future. I would never go so far as to say I am innocent of this particular behavior because I am sure there is someone out there that would call me out on that, but good grief. As a mom now I can see how this behavior is not the most "flattering."
For some reason I think it is a prerequisite to smoke at the pool and I did not get the memo. Today wasn't bad but I got fumigated yesterday. I am not innocent from this activity either but there is no way you would ever catch me doing it ever again. GROSS! At least take it away from the children, PEOPLE!
Anyhow, it was a super fun day and I am super worn out now. I probably did 50 laps and most of those were with a various assortment of toddler/pre K kids hanging on me. If that don't @ss blast I don't know what will. Take dat Sir Mix-a-lot!!! BAM!! BAM!!
I have a grand plan to swim my ass off this summer. LITERALLY! I would really like to lose, well I am not going to say exactly(the figure is not fit for polite society), a lot of butt. I know Sir Mix-a-lot would not be happy with this plan but even he would need to drink a few 40's to be thinkin' this butt was any kind of all dat. I really do try to use the pool to actually get exercise. As in swim! Some people have different exercising plans.
There are several tweens and teens that are using it to foreplay baby making practices. I think my kids got to see some serious tonsil hockey today. It was almost more graphic than the zoo!! I foresee some "bump watch" in the future. I would never go so far as to say I am innocent of this particular behavior because I am sure there is someone out there that would call me out on that, but good grief. As a mom now I can see how this behavior is not the most "flattering."
For some reason I think it is a prerequisite to smoke at the pool and I did not get the memo. Today wasn't bad but I got fumigated yesterday. I am not innocent from this activity either but there is no way you would ever catch me doing it ever again. GROSS! At least take it away from the children, PEOPLE!
Anyhow, it was a super fun day and I am super worn out now. I probably did 50 laps and most of those were with a various assortment of toddler/pre K kids hanging on me. If that don't @ss blast I don't know what will. Take dat Sir Mix-a-lot!!! BAM!! BAM!!
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